you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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