You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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