How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think a kid would responsible me up
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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