what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Less talking, more tequila
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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