yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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