you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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