I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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where are you?
Hypothermia
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You pole danced in your parka.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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