quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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