Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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