fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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