my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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