Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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