why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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