I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
