Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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