I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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