For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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