why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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