yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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