Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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