Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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