Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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