Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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