what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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