The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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