Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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