Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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