Don't you send me to vm
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
don't judge my taste in strippers
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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