Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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