Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
so much tequila, so little girl.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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