Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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