A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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