I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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