Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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