maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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