in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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