GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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