omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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