Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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