We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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