did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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