new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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