people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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