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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

its not stalking. its research.

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(513): View more from Ohio

god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself

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(845): View more from New York

vagina is talking i cant

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

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(315): View more from New York

mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.

(315): View more from New York

hahahaha slap the bag.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.

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(478): View more from Georgia

Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...

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(479): View more from Arkansas

If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.

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