its not stalking. its research.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
vagina is talking i cant
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.