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(631): View more from New York

Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?

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(561): View more from Florida

As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(440): View more from Ohio

You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(513): View more from Ohio

You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"

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(248): View more from Michigan

So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.

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