i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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