I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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