Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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