You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Randomize
