Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
