Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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