the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
