OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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