i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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