On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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