Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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